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i've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic

and give in..

i've learned that one good turn gets most

of the blankets..

i've learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just

jackasses..

i've learned that it takes years to build up trust,

and it only takes suspicion, not proof,

to destroy it...

i've learned that whatever hits the fan

will not be evenly distributed...

i've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to other -

they are more screwed up than you think...

i've learned that depression is merely

anger without enthusiasm...

i've learned that it is not what you wear it

is how you take it off...

i've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished....

i've learned to not sweat the petty

things, and not pet the sweaty things...

i've learned that ex's are like fungus,

and keep coming back.

i've learned age is a very high price

to pay for maturity.

i've learned that i dont suffer from

insanity, i enjoy it.

i've learned that we are responsible for what we do

unless we are celebrities.

i've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural

stupidity.

i've learned that 99% of the time when

something isnt working

in your house, one of your kids did it.

i've learned that is a fine between

genius and insanity.

i've learned that the people you care most about

in life are taken from you too soon and

all the less important ones just never go away.

and the real pains in the ass are permanent.