i've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic
and give in..
i've learned that one good turn gets most
of the blankets..
i've learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just
jackasses..
i've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof,
to destroy it...
i've learned that whatever hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed...
i've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to other -
they are more screwed up than you think...
i've learned that depression is merely
anger without enthusiasm...
i've learned that it is not what you wear it
is how you take it off...
i've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished....
i've learned to not sweat the petty
things, and not pet the sweaty things...
i've learned that ex's are like fungus,
and keep coming back.
i've learned age is a very high price
to pay for maturity.
i've learned that i dont suffer from
insanity, i enjoy it.
i've learned that we are responsible for what we do
unless we are celebrities.
i've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
i've learned that 99% of the time when
something isnt working
in your house, one of your kids did it.
i've learned that is a fine between
genius and insanity.
i've learned that the people you care most about
in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.
and the real pains in the ass are permanent.
